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queersatanic:

queersatanic:

queersatanic:

We know you want to burn down capitalism.

But for today, just don’t answer your boss’s call off the clock.

We know you believe in ACAB and think they all should get the wall.

But for today, just don’t call 9-1-1 on the guy screaming outside of your apartment.

The memes are fun. The memes are aspirational and keep us reaching for the horizon.

But look down, too, at what actually is.

Endure pains now—suffer the inconveniences now—knowing that they likely involve unpleasantness.

The Revolution™ is fun to imagine and involves no pain. But the real world does involve pain, and it’s necessary to exercise the muscles needed for future work and opportunities.

(via loverbear-butch)

Jul 17, 2023

cicadacalling:

scruffylookingpiratecaptain:

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

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(via helpmebecomeme)

Jul 17, 2023

noodlethefirst:

theriverbeyond:

tamsyn muir made silas & column men for OUR protection. imagine if the 8th house were a big butch sword lady and her tiny scowling jaundice aunt with long beautiful silver hair who spend the whole book being weird offputting insulting, braiding each other’s hair, sucking on the other like a necro battery juicebox, having complicated dynamics of loyalty consumption duty & responsibility….. the fandom would be in shambles.

This is true and also id be super gay for Ortus if he were a woman. Shy fat girl who writes epic poetry and looks out for her little rat friend who hates her? That’s my type.

(via butchwelddone)

Jul 17, 2023

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

chongoblog:

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If I had to read this then so do you all <3

In case anyone doesn’t know, to decant a wine is to take it out of the container it fermented in and pour it into a bottle while sifting out the sediment and detritus that has settled to the bottom over the years that it’s been closed.

If this story is true, which is so horribly in character that I have to imagine that it is, then they probably had some needlessly extravagant Rich People wine at this party. I’d ballpark at least a couple hundred per bottle, maybe a couple thousand knowing the kinds of brown-nosing marks that tend to spawn near Elon.

What this means is that he was likely drinking yucky dirty shitty Wine Dregs that were potentially rotting for decades, typically consisting of dead yeast, insoluble rotting grape skins/seeds, and honestly probably a bunch of other shit that you HAVE to filter out before drinking “real” wine.

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Fucking idiot.

He’s the guy with the most money, by the way.

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Equally possible.

(via hugwithdrawal)

Jul 17, 2023

gay-jesus-probably:

gay-jesus-probably:

Hello everybody with summer fast approaching here is your regular reminder that:

  • Everyone needs to wear sunscreen
  • SPF 50 is pretty much the best protection you can get, an SPF higher than that will have the same effect
  • Melanin does not protect you from skin cancer
  • Tanning is caused by exposure to ultraviolet radiation
  • Spending the majority of your life receiving regular large doses of UV radiation without any skin protection is a good way to get skin cancer
  • Don’t use tanning beds, and don’t go sun tanning
  • Wear your fucking sunscreen

Okay, people are clowning in the replies, so let’s try this again:

Sunburn is an uncomfortable short term problem caused by being out in the sun for too long without sunscreen. Some people are more susceptible to it than others. Melanin does protect you from sunburn, so people with dark skin are less likely to get burned, but also sometimes people just have a natural resistance to sunburn (or lack of resistance) - I’m white as hell, and literally the only time in my life I’ve gotten a sunburn was when I spent a whole day outside in a swimsuit without putting on sunscreen when I was a kid, and all I got was a minor burn across my shoulders. Never experienced that whole ‘peeling’ thing y’all are talking about, sounds super gross and uncomfortable tho. Rip to all the rest of you but i’m different.

Skin cancer is fucking cancer. It has nothing to do with sunburn, apart from both being caused by a lot of unprotected sun exposure. If you have skin, you are at risk of getting skin cancer. I have little to no risk of getting sunburn, but I still wear sunscreen, because I am protecting myself from fucking skin cancer.

If someone is basically immune to sunburn, then that’s awesome, but we still need to use just as much sunscreen as everyone else. Because we can still get skin cancer. Immunity to sunburn is not a sign that you can go easy on the sunscreen. And honestly, if you’ve got dark skin, you should probably be extra paranoid about applying sunscreen, because the majority of information on recognizing skin cancer is meant specifically for recognizing it on white skin. If you’re black/brown, it will probably take you longer to be diagnosed if you get skin cancer. And cancer is one of those things that you want diagnosed and treated very quickly, so you should be extra motivated to not get skin cancer in the first place.

Everyone needs to wear sunscreen. Wear your fucking sun screen.

(via loverbear-butch)

Jul 16, 2023

possiblyseph:

findingfeather:

casdeansintrouble:

jooshthepunished:

m00nxtal:

stilldickslappinthestate:

anarchocuntboogaloo:

correctopinionhaver:

correctopinionhaver:

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men’s hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

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QUIT REBLOGGING THIS

Jenni’s POV:

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Gloves = thigh high stockings

Solution: mittens

Sorry but a man stumbling in from the cold and removing a clunky, snow-covered mitten with his teeth only to reveal the perfectly sculpted hand underneath is not a solution to this problem

Y'all realize literally NONE of this is doing anything but reinforcing the hands = tits comparison, right.

gloves and mittens are just different kinds of bras. sometimes bras are full coverage and boring and sometimes they are strappy and cover nothing important and basically just function to look sexy.

The same can absolutely be applied to gloves and mittens, therefore tits and hands are basically the same. I would argue that forearms are included in the hands argument because people attracted to hands (me) will also go absolutely feral over wrists and forearms. This is why you will also hear some straight girls describe rolled up sleeves as slutty. 

this is why fingerless biker gloves and rolled up sleeves is basically lingerie.

(Source: correctopinionhaver, via fragrant-stars)

Jul 16, 2023

seravph:

I think that in real life…. Relationships r like . Your partner WILL ‘trauma dump’ on you. You will have to perform ‘emotional labor’ for your partner. Your partner will make mistakes. You will also do all of these things. The very nature of love is irrational and problematic and difficult …. To expect a relationship to be free of these things is strange to me…. The point is that your relationship to that person is ultimately worth it, and worth growing with them, helping each other, seeing the worst parts of another person and being able to love them anyway

(via loverbear-butch)

Jul 16, 2023

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